Anonymous asked: strippers are so fucking dirty
Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your dad leaving your family every weekend to come make it rain on me.
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!
Friendly reminder that Wreck-It Ralph’s name was almost Wendell Grubble.
It’s my headcanon that “Ralph Wendell Grubble” is Ralph’s full name. Imagine Ralph finding that out, and Vanellope laughing at him for it.
"WENDELL? Your middle name is WENDELL?! Hahahahaha!" XD
"Shut up, Vanellope!" >B[
I want to see this happen now.